Wednesday, May 26, 2010

BLIND ITEMS (SIZIZIZIZIZIDISSUCKS)

CHCHCHCHERRRIS

MARS affiliate X was seen on campus today hosting a LEGITIMATE protest sponsered by a certain progressive educational institution. X was worth 60 $ today.

MARS member x was apprehended at a certain 24hour christian grocery institution while attempting to purchase a "17" year old girl American Spirit Red cigarettes .the security guard politely but sternly demanded the return of the cigarettes to not ensure further penalties. X suspects the so called "17" year old was doing "community Service" for prior charges.

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