Sunday, September 20, 2009

Blind Item for Sunday, September 20th:

1. This neighborhood is hairier than we thought. X got barfed at by a local crusty on her way to work. The suspect was chanting "drunk punk! drunk punk!" as his projectile dribbled forth onto the driveway. Watch out for the black house on Marion.

2. No one else did anything cool today, or get drunk.

3. X went for a long bike ride and accidentally ended up in Lacey. The geography in the Puget Sound is such that if you head up hill, no matter the direction, you will eventually end up in Lacey.

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