this week's blind items

1. Although these m.a.r.s. neighbors made a name for themselves as major sticklers when they called the cops on m.a.r.s. residents not once but twice, it seems as if this prudish behavior is just a front for their wilder swinger lifestyle. This week they were spotted dancing in front of their windows as the television flashed its gentle blue light over their 'unique', pastry-less living room. Oh my!

2. This future northeast Olympia resident has the nose of a coyote (kahy-oht). During his most recent visit he sniffed out and identified a certain 'groovy' plant growing unexpectedly in the Yew and Central area. We can only speculate who planted it.

3. When the party gets rough, the rough party --this is a popular idiom a certain m.a.r.s. resident can relate to too well. At a recent show in the downtown area, x drank too many alcoholic energy beverages and too much malt liquor, so much so that x reportedly acted "sassy" towards a well-known Olympia entrepreneur, and wanted to start a fight with its good friend/bakesman. During the following days, x made efforts to apologize to everyone offended by its behaviour. How embarrassing!

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